My Top Ten Creepy Celebrity Crushes...

1. Alec Baldwin: Have you seen pictures of him when he was younger? I was taken with him the moment he told Liz Lemon she wore "gender ambiguous" shoes.

2. Billy Bob Thorton: Ok this one is perhaps inexplicable...Who hasn't liked a bad boy at one point? Plus I love to say "bad news bears" whenever the situation calls for it...

3. Bob Harper: His tats are perfectly placed, his abs are perfectly toned, and he poses no threat.

4. Jack Black: Panda Roll, Tenacious D, Nacho, need I say much more...

5. Joey Lawrence: He's always in my face... Disney Channel original, ABC Family Original. (Yes I watch both channels religiously...)

6. Derek Hough: He reminds me of my Utah home and all the peroxide permeated people dancing around me. He also knows all the best mystic tanning locations and tricks.

7. Austin Scarlett: First of all he sews, second, he is so pretty! He is my life size emasculated Ken doll who can make me beautiful dresses and teach me the perfect liquid line. 

8. Monte Durham: Southern Gentleman, likable reality television personality, sees no price point for dresses, beautiful silver hair, oddly reminds me of my childhood therapist.

9.Tim Gunn: I love his Golden Rules, he has taught me so many of life's little lessons on making it work...

10. Paul Johansson: He may have been the villain of Tree Hill, he may have directed the film adaptation of Atlas Shrugged, but lets not kid ourselves the man is a looker!