My remarkable grandmother Afton Bradford Bradshaw I spent a good bulk of my childhood campaigning for
my grandmother. Every two years a new campaign brochure would have to be
produced, including a family photo capturing my awkward years. These precious
memories were not only saved in a family photo album that could be hid at any
given moment, they were also broadly distributed among thousands of
constituents. By five years old, I was required to canvas for my grandmother
and take brochures door to door. On the one occasion I practiced my civil
liberties and refused my grandmother for a previously scheduled and much
preferred play date she immediately taught me how politics worked… When I
arrived at my friend’s house for our play date they were nowhere to be found. I
sat on the front porch entirely befuddled for almost a half hour (which is
essentially the equivalent of a month in the mind of a five year old) just as I
was about to leave in defeat… my grandmother’s car pulled up… I immediately
feared she had come to find me and scold me for not canvassing. Instead I
watched as all three of my friends emerged from the car with arms full of soda
pop and candy. I went from feeling ashamed to irate in 2.3 seconds! Not only
had my grandmother bogarted my play dates, she has given them a bounty of
sugar! In all my life I was lucky to sneak a Snackwell cookie from her kitchen
drawer on rare occasion. Never had I received genuine sugar through my
grandmother’s own volition! I demanded to know why my grandmother had done such
a thing! My friends explained that she had come to their house earlier and
asked them to help distribute brochures and had then rewarded them for so doing
by taking them to the corner gas station to pick out whatever treat they like!
I was flabbergasted! Though my grandmother was and is heralded as one of
the most ethical and level headed politicians Utah had ever seen, she was
nothing short of a strategist when it came to her own family. She was always
yammering on and on about the value of education, she would often compare it to
a “jewel in your pocket” which seemed an obscure and useless metaphor to me at
the time. I thought it was a waste to keep jewels in your pocket when they were
meant for adorning crowns. A princess trajectory seemed a far easier and more
glamorous path. Plus, at the time, I was almost positive being a princess
wouldn’t require my successful completion of the second grade. I hated school
and refused to go. When my grandmother’s impassioned speeches were not enough
to effectuate change she resorted to the next best political tool… bribery. She
resorted to promising me a Nintendo game console in exchange for my attendance
for the remainder of the school year. I obliged. Though she continued to bribe me as I grew older, I
was much more able to resist. Right before I was to begin my junior year of
high school I went to visit her wearing one of my back to school outfits. She
looked me up and down and calmly inquired how much I had spent on the outfit. I
told her the amount I had spent to purchase the outfit to which she quickly
offered to buy the outfit off of me. At first I was puzzled. Though my
grandmother and I shared many things, including being wildly opinionated, we
had never shared clothes? Why would my grandmother want my outfit? Seeing I was
perplexed, she expounded. “Lindsay, I will buy your outfit off of you and give
you an additional fifty dollars as long as you promise never to wear it again!”She was blunt. Sometimes too blunt. However, as I
continued to get older my respect and admiration for her only continued to
increase. The same year as the notorious outfit bailout, she also helped me
sludge through my readings for AP history. She even went as far as to read Henry
Kissinger’s Diplomacy with me. Every night I would call her and we would
discuss my assigned reading for the day. I don’t think there are very many
people in this world that can say they called their grandmothers in order to
understand dense and complex political texts… It was pretty badass to have a
grandma who could take on Kissinger! |
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